Now we here at Dossing Times Towers hate Verizon. By we I mean me because I really have no reason to think Simon and Tuathal would hate them especially as they, as far as I know, have never been effectively trapped in Washington City trying to call out of the city with the only phonecard they could afford and the stupid Verizon voice woman directed me to every possible service except one that would let me make a phone call. It may have come to me actually smashing a phone receiver, making 2003 the last time I lost my temper. Anyway here Michael Bay does an ad for Verizon and blows stuff up, its kinda funny but Verizon still suck.