Neither Lyndsay Lohan or Eddie Murphy chose to turn up to accept the multiple awards they scored last night at The Golden Raspberry awards for starring in bad, bad movies. I could explain how Lohan managed to win Worst On Screen Couple but that would involve looking into the plot of her movie and that I am just not willing to do.

Worst Picture:  I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Actor:  Eddie Murphy, Norbit
Worst Actress:  Tie—Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Supporting Actress:  Eddie Murphy, Norbit
Worst Supporting Actor:  Eddie Murphy, Norbit
Worst Screen Couple:  Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Remake or Rip-Off:  I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Prequel or Sequel:  Daddy Day Camp
Worst Director:  Chris Siverston, I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Screenplay:  Jeffrey Hammond, I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie:  I Know Who Killed Me