Checking through the RTE sports news I was surprised to see this on the side of the page.

In case you can’t read it.

Shelbourne manager Dermot Keely talks to Séamus Leonard about promotion hopes, striker Anthony Flood and the porn potential of Max Cream..

Now if there was ever an article that just jumped out and said read me it has to be that article. I heard Shelbourne had finacial problems a fews years back but are they still in a state that they have to resolve to porn?

The paragraph that deals with it is.

One such player is the exceptionally-named Max Cream, a young American player who impressed in the 2-0 League Cup defeat to Drogheda United. Now that the Californian’s international clearance has come through can we expect to see more of him in a red jersey?

Keely jokes: ‘Yeah, you might see him on one of those late night porn shows!’

On a serious note, though, he adds: ‘Like a lot of them, he’ll (Cream) have to wait for his chance by waiting for someone to get sent off or something like that and then get in and get his chance. You just have to wait your turn.’

His wikipedia page