Question: Can we make it illegal for people to claim that Leader X, Y or Z is the next Hitler?

last week a French native living in Ireland, Mr Michael Audran, struck a blow for humanity when he had the courage to throw an egg at Mr Sarkozy’s motor car as it passed by. If that wasn’t brave enough, Mr Audran had the audacity to use an out of date Ballyfree free range egg, which as we all know are the most putride in the entire eggy universe and whose use would thus incur a far heiftier punishment. However, Mr Audran’s bravado and self sacrifice know no limits and having succeeded in single handedly making Mr Sarkozy flee from our shores, he has vowed to throw a dozen more should the foul fiend return.

This kind of stuff makes the paper these days? Sigh.

With the attention of the national press a large volume of blood obviously rushed to Mr Audran’s brain and in, what must have been an attempt to sound intelligent, he goes and claims that Sarkozy is the French Hitler.

Who hasn’t at this point been called the next Hitler? Has there been any international leader since 1950 who hasn’t at one time been compared to Austria’s worst?

Have these people never heard of the boy who cried wolf?