On first discovering this movie I posted a link to the trailer, remarking how it might just be the worse premise for a movie in the history of humanity. Note to all of you who have conversations with people who know you anyway well - do not agree to a dare to go to a movie without first being told the name of the movie. This very situation means I will be going to see ‘Don’t Mess with the Zohan’ starring Adam Sandler as an Israeli soldier, aspiring to be a hair dresser this coming Tuesday. I’m quite upset. Expect some remarks by Wednesday and my review by the end of the week.

The movie is on release from today. I dread to see next weeks box office figures - please god mine will be the only ticket sold.