This may become a regular feature, the receptionist at my work has a mouth on her and one of the sharpest wits I know. Some of her stuff is gold, todays is just random though.

Telling me about her boyfriends chest infection:

‘I didn’t think he could get a chest infection. I thought it was just big dirty Woodbine smoking culchies got chest infections. And he doesn’t even have that sexy phlem’