RTE and porn

Writes simon on May 15th, 2008

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Checking through the RTE sports news I was surprised to see this on the side of the page.

In case you can’t read it.

Shelbourne manager Dermot Keely talks to Séamus Leonard about promotion hopes, striker Anthony Flood and the porn potential of Max Cream..

Now if there was ever an article that just jumped out and said read me it has to be that article. I heard Shelbourne had finacial problems a fews years back but are they still in a state that they have to resolve to porn?

The paragraph that deals with it is.

One such player is the exceptionally-named Max Cream, a young American player who impressed in the 2-0 League Cup defeat to Drogheda United. Now that the Californian’s international clearance has come through can we expect to see more of him in a red jersey?

Keely jokes: ‘Yeah, you might see him on one of those late night porn shows!’

On a serious note, though, he adds: ‘Like a lot of them, he’ll (Cream) have to wait for his chance by waiting for someone to get sent off or something like that and then get in and get his chance. You just have to wait your turn.’

His wikipedia page

In an interview to go out live on Yahoo, Bush has revealed how he gave up golf out of respect for the lives lost since the beginning of the war on Iraq in 2003.

“I don’t want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf,” he said. “I feel I owe it to the families to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal.”

Bush said he made that decision after the August 2003 bombing of the United Nations headquarters in Baghdad, which killed Sergio Vieira de Mello, the top U.N. official in Iraq and the organization’s high commissioner for human rights.

“I remember when de Mello, who was at the U.N., got killed in Baghdad as a result of these murderers taking this good man’s life,” he said. “I was playing golf — I think I was in central Texas — and they pulled me off the golf course and I said, ‘It’s just not worth it anymore to do.’“

Surreal is the only word I can find!

‘Speed Racer’

Writes ck on May 13th, 2008

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Along with Iron Man it could be said Speed Racer marks a trend of character actors being deployed to fill out roles in summer blockbusters this year. Any comparison between the two movies essentially ends here, though it’s fair to say Speed Racer does go some way to meeting the fun quotient required of silly season movies. Reading an article with Christina Ricci recently she corrected a misconception of her that she is interested in art, or the artistry in her movies, her primary concern is how much she is getting paid. And just as much as any of us perform our jobs with such objectives I choose to respect her for this and still see some talent in how she, and the rest of the cast ably lend some themselves to portraying cartoon characters in a movie so unapologetically aimed at creating a live action version of the cartoon and little else.

The first of a psychadelic image spiralling at us from the screen, my company turned to me and told me how he was worried he might suffer motion sickness during the movie. Aside from this side effect there are a number of health warnings that should come attached to this movie. First and foremost I don’t know when I was last so annoyed by a character as Speed’s younger brother. I don’t even care what his name was so let’s call him Scrappy, the hammy over acting, irritant made my skin peel and the 2 ¼ hour running time would have been well served by having his character cut or at the very least have the story see him and his stupid monkey mangled in a car wreck. Next up is a danger of some form of fit or seizure at how busy the film is. Only for a brief few minutes does the camera sit still, other wise every conversation, action, movement and furl of an eye brow is accompanied by panning rotating heads, split screens, flashes, stupid kids flying through the air and CSI type cross sections. One benefit does come to mind - if you feel you have become desensitised to colour in any respect, then go see this movie - the wardrobes, the animated backgrounds, and most of all the rollercoaster cataclysm of colour for each races overflows in rich colour. Insert here any relevant comparison with drugs or alcohol induced experiences you may have had. The combination of this crazy arcade museum of colour and action surely has some sinister motive of maybe trying to subliminally convince you to forgive the Wachowskis for the Matrix sequels, moreso the effect is to leave you so dazed and confused you will be unsure whether you like the film or not or in this writers case unsure he could find the words to describe it all coherently.

The start to the film is slow, helped along by a taster of the races to come, we get our exposition through an excessively cut flash back and forwards introducing the characters and back story. Next Speed, rising star that he is, is caught up between family loyalty and mega sponsor perks before events see him racing to defend his family and achieve self fulfilment. Now I was surprised at how much story there actually is, with there being as much as a 4 part structure to the film. The only thing is said plot is intensely boring and the overly verbose badly accented villains, and vanilla family life of Speed means all this story telling resembles scraping nails on a blackboard and takes us away from the race track and increases the possibility of that stupid kid being on screen. The movie comes to life when the starter pistol fires at the beginning of each race – the trailers may have had you recoiling at the synthetic look to the film but the action is wholeheartedly of another futuristic world. This allows you accept the boldness and flare of the racing and enjoy it, and the excellent thrill rides they are, especially the final Grand Prix race.

So against all my instincts I lasted the running time and will go as far as saying I enjoyed the movie. There are genuinely moments where you may question the price of the cinema ticket as some of the mania unfolds on screen and Speed Racer being second off the starting blocks this summer cannot stand up to the standard set by Iron Man, but it successfully underachieves and these are the terms under which I give it it’s rating. A fan of the series, certainly see it, a movie fan interested in the style and delivery of the movie then venture out, however if your cinema trips are anyway rare or you’re looking for a teaser to coming attractions this summer you will be left wanting.

Leinster are just jealous

Writes simon on May 13th, 2008

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From RTE

Leinster assistant coach David Knox has described the appointment of Declan Kidney as Irish Rugby coach, as ‘a big mistake’.

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In an interview with the Irish Independent, Australian coach Knox is very critical of the rugby played by Kidney’s Munster, insisting their triumphs come at the expense of any style or flair.

‘The Munster people think he [Kidney] is a messiah but I just don’t understand that.

‘Munster get 30 points on the board by grinding away and when the other team is shot, they try and throw the ball around a bit. Then people say, what a great team. It’s rubbish.

The old Munster don’t play great thing. It always amuses me the way Leinster always go on about how great they play and how bad Munster play. I would rather Munster play like they do and get to Heineken cup finals then play like Leinster and think that a Magners League win is the same thing. When Leinster get to 4 Heineken Cup finals then we can talk.

Rhubarb Fool

Writes ck on May 12th, 2008

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So before I ever began writing this post it occurred to me to double check whether rhubarb was a fruit or a vegetable - one of those instances where you doubt something that would normally be glaringly obvious - anyway its a vegetable. And a robust one at that, the house my family moved into just over 10 years ago had been empty for year so that we could have made silage from the front lawn. Down the back was a thriving patch of rhubarb and a few blackberry bushes. The rhubarb has since become a staple of our diets this time of year, normally stewed with custard and ice cream and of course in tarts. Usual rule applies of no one making better rhubarb tarts than my Mom. So when I decided to bring a bag of rhubarb stalks back to Dublin with me there was no chance I was gona tackle a tart or anything too involved.

So googling and based on watching too many cookery shows I set to whipping some cream. Meanwhile some chopped up rhubarb was cooking with orange juice and lots of sugar in the oven turning to mush. Strain juice from the cooked rhubarb, and mash up roughly. Stick the strained juice in a sauce pan, with some extra sugar and put on a relatively high heat to reduce to a sticky sweet sauce. So now with your rhubarb cooled combine this with the cream, to a relatively smooth consistency. Pour the reduced rhubarb sauce on top. I used wine glasses to serve it. As for measures just wing it - adding the extra sugar to the reduction gives it an extra quick of sweetness that cuts into the nicely tart cream combination.

Where RTE gets it’s news from

Writes simon on May 12th, 2008

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From sporting life

Martin O’Neill has vowed to make Aston Villa an even more formidable force this summer after narrowly missing out on an automatic UEFA Cup spot.

Villa finished sixth in the Barclays Premier League despite operating with the smallest squad in the division.

They will now face opposition from either Northern Ireland, Finland or Denmark in the third round of the Intertoto Cup in a two-legged tie on July 19-20 and 26-27.

Clubs from 50 nations will enter and be competing for 11 places in the UEFA Cup second qualifying round.

From RTE

Martin O’Neill has vowed to make Aston Villa an even more formidable force this summer after narrowly missing out on an automatic UEFA Cup spot.

Villa finished sixth in the Barclays Premier League despite operating with the smallest squad in the division. They will now face opposition from either Northern Ireland, Finland or Denmark in the third round of the Intertoto Cup in a two-legged tie on July 19-20 and 26-27.

Clubs from 50 nations will enter and be competing for 11 places in the UEFA Cup second qualifying round. But by then O’Neill hopes to have a stronger squad at his disposal, even though it seems likely skipper Gareth Barry will be heading to Liverpool.

And it continues from my reading both are the exact same. Why because the source of the story is PA Sport). Who provide a wire service to RTE.

Science in Ireland is not something that gets much coverage compared to the Arts that fill much of the Daily News papers and get supplements in the papers every week. Some people would put this down to Ireland not being a big science nation while being the nation of Joyce, Heaney and Yeats we seen as an Artistic powerhouse. Yet on science we certainly are not lacking in big names.

So where to start. A good place to start this series is probably with E=mc^2 the most recognised equation in the world. Published by Einstein in 1905 in his paper “Does the inertia of a body depend upon its energy-content”? It has entered pop culture like nothing else in science. Now before anyone asks Einstein was not Irish. What Einstein published was a theory a mathematical model it was not until 1927 that it was actually experimentally proved by John Douglas Cockcroft from England and Ernest Walton from Waterford. What they did achieved was the first artificial splitting of an Atom.

In their lab in the Cavendish laboratory they built a particle accelerator (below rightpic from here). A particle accelerator is a device that as the name suggests accelerates particles to high speed. These then are used to bombard other particles to split them open. The largest one ever is the soon to be switched on The Large Hadron Collider in Cern

Using this accelerator they bombarded a lithium nucleus with a stream of protons using a high potential difference around 700,000V to do so. The result two helium nuclei and energy of around 17Mev. This was the first splitting of an atom. And resulted in 4 major scientific breakthroughs

First it proved E=mc^2. E=mc^2 means that mass has energy and energy has mass. Now an Atom has a certain mass and also has energy holding the atom together. Max Plank postulated that if an atom could be broken apart the binding energy would be released then the weight would be less then the constituent parts. The result of the Walton Cockcroft experiment proved this was true.

But that is not the only triumph of this experiment. It pretty much started a new branch of physics where particles are use to initiate nuclear interactions in a controlled way. Which CERN is now the world leader.

The apparatus allowed the creation of positron beams far more useful to experiment with then Aplha Particles from decay nuclei used before.

Quantum Tunneling is an effect in Quantum Physics which wikipedia explains clearer then I could.

In quantum mechanics, quantum tunneling is a micro nanoscopic phenomenon in which a particle violates the principles of classical mechanics by penetrating or passing through a potential barrier or impedance higher than the kinetic energy of the particle.[1] A barrier, in terms of quantum tunnelling, may be a form of energy state analogous to a “hill” or incline in classical mechanics, which classically suggests that passage through or over such a barrier would be impossible without sufficient energy.

The main guy behind this was a Russian by the name of George Gamow. Classically Walton and Cockcroft should not have been able to split the atom and the energy they were using. It simply should not have happened. Classically the energy needed to “blast” through the wall was far greater then they were using. The repulsive forces should have been to great. But they did it. Because they didn’t blast through the wall they tunnelled. They proved Quantum Tunnelling.

In 1934 he became a fellow at Trinity College Dublin. During the war he was asked to go to America to join a group of scientists in “war work”. Which later became known as the Manhattan Project the building of the Atomic bomb. He didn’t take up the offer as the university did not have the staff to cover him. He also worked on various projects to help with Ireland during the war on projects like dealing with energy shortages.

In 1951 Walton and Cockcroft won the Nobel Prize for physics the only Irish person to win the award for physics.

He spent much of his life pushing the cause of science education in Ireland. In 1957 he wrote to the government saying.

“We are today entering a new scientific era and, if we are to benefit from it, our people should not be allowed to grow up scientifically illiterate.”

He continued on in Ireland even though funding for the sciences was poor. He died in 1995. The Walton Causeway Park in Dungarvan is named after him as is buildings in Waterford IT and Methodist College, Belfast.

Hear an audio clip of a speech he gave about the day he split the atom on Trinty’s Website.

Biography here

Dossing Times Fantasy Football

Writes simon on May 12th, 2008

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The premier league is over and with it Fantasy Football. We here at the Dossing Times ran a league. We left it open by mistake so many non-blog readers joined it. Anyway out of the 257 people in the league. I won. Alas there is no prize. This year I came 20th out of the 1.7 million registered teams and third in Ireland. Don’t mean to gloat or anything but yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

First Look: George and Laura Bush

Writes ck on May 9th, 2008

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Otherwise known as Josh Brolin and Elizabeth Banks

Top 6 Friday: Jim Carrey Clips

Writes ck on May 9th, 2008

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6. Parodying ‘CSI: Miami’

5. Paying ‘tribute’ to Spielberg

4. Paying ‘tribute’ to Meryl Streep

3. Classic, laugh out loud stuff from ‘Ace Ventura’

2. A Night at the Roxbury

1. Making the most of the opportunity, considering how elusive the real Oscar statuette is proving.